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Alyssa Polacsek
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Alyssa was invented by the evil Dr. Steve. She is half robot, half human, half robot, and all woman. When she is angry, she transforms into a giant fire-breathing statue of Bill Bixby. Do not piss Alyssa off. She looks nice and all, but inside she is a very powerful killing machine. Alyssa once killed a lion with her bare hands and then ate it. But there is more to this bringer of death than just killing people and animals. She is also an accomplished pianist, whose new concerto "Dead Babies in D-major" is quickly garnering the praise of the music community and even the harshest of critics. She can also bake a mean lasagna. Alyssa is most definitely the best actor on the show.
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Bus Drivers
Chris Lightbody
Shyam Markus
Spencer Yaras
Tards
Karen Corona
Rick Cowley
Bridget Foley
Ian Gotler
Seamus Hurley
Kristina McGann
Tracy Metro
Jeremy Moller
Alyssa Polacsek
Gillian Shure
Jordan Walker
Crossing Guards
Tim Byron
Benjamin Friedman
Dianne Martinez
Brian Yaras
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